Funny headlines (that aren’t funny if you’re the one writing them)

 

Funny headlines posted by Beth Conny of Write Directions. These will convince you of the importance of editing your work!

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— Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

— Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

— Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

— Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

— Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

— Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?

— Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

— Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

— British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

— Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

— Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

— Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

— Miners Refuse To Work After Death

— Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

— Stolen Painting Found By Tree

— Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Line

— War Dims Hope For Peace

— If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

— Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide

— Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

— New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group

— Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Space

— Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

— Local High School Drop-outs Cut In Half

— Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Beth Mende Conny, WriteDirections.com

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